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James Packer and Robert De Niro in Nobu restaurant joint venture

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Business buddies: James Packer and film star Robert De Niro during a news conference in Macau this week. Photo: Kin CheungFresh from working together on film sets, casino billionaire James Packer and Hollywood star Robert De Niro have struck a business deal in the kitchen.
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Crown Resorts, the casino operator half-owned by Mr Packer, has paid $US100 million ($141 million) for 20 per cent of Nobu, the acclaimed Japanese restaurant chain owned by De Niro, along with celebrity chef Nobu Matsuhisa and film producer Meir Teper.

Three Of Nobu’s 32 restaurants around the globe are in Crown casino complexes: Crown Perth, Crown Melbourne and City of Dreams Manila, which is part-owned by Crown’s Asian casino venture, Melco Crown.

Part of Crown’s business strategy is for the brands within its casinos to be replicated across its global properties.

Mr Packer and De Niro have forged a relationship via the n casino mogul’s film production company, RatPac Entertainment, which he owns with Hollywood production guru Brett Ratner.

De Niro also starred in The Audition, a short film made at a reported cost of $US70 million to promote the opening of Melco’s latest Macau casino, Studio City. The $US4 billion casino opened this week.

Crown chairman Robert Rankin said several new Nobu hotel and restaurant openings were planned.

“We see the Nobu brand as complementary to Crown Resorts’ global luxury entertainment positioning and the Nobu business has an attractive near-term growth profile,” he said. “James Packer established Crown’s relationship with Nobu some years ago . . . This acquisition cements that existing strong relationship.”

As part of the deal, Crown will nominate Mr Packer to join the Nobu board as one of four directors.

Hong Kong: The three minute guide

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The night view over Hong Kong harbour. Photo: Hong Kong Tourism Board The night view over Hong Kong harbour. Photo: Hong Kong Tourism Board
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The night view over Hong Kong harbour. Photo: Hong Kong Tourism Board

The night view over Hong Kong harbour. Photo: Hong Kong Tourism Board

The writer travelled as a guest of Cathay Pacific and the Hong Kong Tourism Board.

WHY

It’s easy to get sucked into the consumer-driven, frenetic, adrenaline-rush pace of Hong Kong, renowned for its glittering harbour skyline, fabulous shopping and clash of traditional and contemporary lifestyles. But this is also a city in which to dawdle through a dim sum brunch, linger over lunch and take in neon-lit panoramas from a bar-topped skyscraper. After all, from simple noodles to elaborate top-end seafood extravaganzas, Hong Kong is a world-class gourmet destination.

VISIT

The Peak (thepeak上海龙凤论坛m.hk) provides the classic cityscapes; walk the looped, bamboo-shaded Harlech and Lugard roads for more spectacular outlooks. A cross-harbour ride on Star Ferry  (starferry上海龙凤论坛m.hk/) is another bargain-priced scenic delight. Man Mo Temple is Hong Kong’s oldest temple and stands on Hollywood Road, known for antique stores. Escape the concrete jungle at beachside Stanley (hk-stanley-market上海龙凤论坛m), which has good seafood restaurants, or take a hike on Lantau Island (discoverhongkong上海龙凤论坛m/lantau​) to the giant Buddha at ornate Po Lin Monastery (plm上海龙凤论坛.hk).

EAT

Mouth-watering caramelised-pork char siu bao and other dumplings at Tim Ho Wan (timhowan上海龙凤论坛m), provide one of the world’s cheapest Michelin-star meals; at the other end of the scale, Spring Moon (hongkong.peninsula上海龙凤论坛m) has the city’s best dim sum and top-quality teas. Lung King Heen (fourseasons上海龙凤论坛m/hongkong) offers superb seafood menus. For mid-range dining, head to Serenade Chinese Restaurant (maxims上海龙凤论坛m.hk) for delicious red-bean buns and deep-fried fish, or Tim’s Kitchen (timskitchen上海龙凤论坛m.hk) for traditional, home-style Cantonese fare.

LOOK

It’s a pity so many visitors overlook Hong Kong Park (lcsd.gov.hk/tc/parks/hkp/), a lovely Central district oasis that offers fish-filled ponds, odd sculptures, greenhouses bursting with begonias and a terrific walk-through aviary. In one corner, you can take in demonstrations of Chinese tea at the charming little Museum of Tea Ware (hk.art.museum), housed in the city’s oldest colonial building, Flagstaff House. It outlines the history of tea culture and sells interesting teas and teapots.

MUST

Nothing beats cocktail hour in Hong Kong’s ultra-chic bars with a view. The world’s highest skyscraper watering hole (490 metres) is dizzying Ozone Bar (ritzcarlton上海龙凤论坛m), notable for champagnes and Asian tapas. Maritime-themed Eye Bar (elite-concepts上海龙凤论坛m) has a rare outdoor deck, and telescopes for peering at passing ships; adjacent Nanhai No. 1 (elite-concepts上海龙凤论坛m) has Michelin-starred seafood cuisine. The old-time classic is Felix (hongkong.peninsula上海龙凤论坛m), with decor by Philippe Starck​ and views even from bathrooms.

SLEEP

For a great location amid the eateries, markets and shops of bustling Kowloon, head to Novotel Hong Kong Nathan Road Kowloon (novotel上海龙凤论坛m), which provides mid-range accommodation without sacrificing style and comfort. InterContinental Hong Kong (intercontinental上海龙凤论坛m) has an absolute waterfront location and three Michelin-star restaurants, including Yan Toh Heen for sophisticated Cantonese fare. Hong Kong’s evening Symphony of Lights over the harbour is perfectly timed for cocktail and canape hour in the lobby lounge.

TIP

Foodies should aim for Hong Kong during late October and November’s Wine & Dine Month (discoverhongkong上海龙凤论坛m), which starts with a four-day Wine & Dine Festival, featuring 150 food stalls from some of the city’s top restaurants along the harbour-side promenades in Kowloon.

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield ‘broke up a few months ago’

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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have reportedly split up after four years of dating.
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According to People magazine, the Amazing Spider-Man co-stars “broke up a few months ago”.

“There was no drama, they’ve been apart while working. They still care about each other,” a source told the publication.

“They still have love for one another. They are on good terms with each other and remain close.”

The news comes after People reported the couple had parted ways in April this year.

Stone, 26, and Garfield, 32, were last spotted together in Los Angeles in August.

It is believed that their respective filming schedules have kept the two apart over most of the past year.

Garfield has been working on Martin Scorsese’s new film, Silence, in Taiwan, while Stone has been filming La La Land (in which she stars opposite Ryan Gosling) in Los Angeles.

Garfield’s latest project, Hacksaw Ridge, started filming at Sydney’s Fox Studios last month.

Despite often giving joint interviews to promote the Spider-Man franchise, the high-profile pair have endeavoured to keep their private lives private.

Last year, the pair made headlines when they held signs in front of their faces encouraging people to donate to a number of charitable organisations after they realised they were being photographed on a lunch date.

“Good morning!” Stone’s sign read. “We were eating and saw a group of guys with cameras outside. And so we thought, let’s try this again. We don’t need the attention, but these wonderful organisations do.”

The sign covering Garfield’s face featured the websites of multiple charities.

In June, Stone said her relationship felt too “special” to talk about in interviews.

“I never talk about this stuff for this exact reason – because it’s all so speculative and baseless,” she told The Wall Street Journal.

“I understand the interest in it completely, because I’ve had it, too. But it’s so special to me that it never feels good to talk about, so I just continually don’t talk about it.”

True to form, neither party has released a statement regarding the reported break-up.

Murder accused Rodney Lawrence in court over Elizabeth Dixon cold case

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Elizabeth Dixon murder accused in Maitland court | PHOTOS Detectives from Central Hunter LAC arrive for court. 2015
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Elizabeth Dixon’s funeral.

Police examine a car at the murder scene in April 1982 and inset, Elizabeth “Betty” Dixon. Main pic: Allan Jolly.

Det Sgt Frank Tracey in 1982 with a knife similar to one missing from Ms Dixon’s flat and her car key wallet, which is similar to a wallet which was missing.

TweetFacebookDetectives from Central Hunter LAC have charged a man over the 1982 murder of 31 year old Elizabeth Dixon pic.twitter上海龙凤论坛m/TF0BwH2mRb

— NSW Police (@nswpolice) October 28, 2015Man in #RaymondTerrace court today charged over 1982 alleged stab murder in #CentralHunterhttps://t上海龙凤论坛/TF7AEJQiNE

— NSW Police (@nswpolice) October 28, 2015BACKGROUND MURDERED IN 1982: Elizabeth ‘Betty’ Dixon.

Elizabeth “Betty” Dixon was stabbed 27 times, beaten with a blunt object and dumped in her car on a dirt track in Ashtonfield.

Now police have arrested and charged a man for her murder.

Artie Dover, the junior detective who helped in the initial murder investigation, had always thought the case needed to be solved for Betty.

“I remember the night like it was yesterday,” Mr Dover said.

“It was horrific. She was stabbed so many times she was like a pin cushion.”

Ms Dixon was brutally stabbed 27 times in her chest and neck, five of those piercings hit her heart.

The murder occurred some time between Saturday, April 3, and Tuesday, April 6, 1982.

She had been beaten across the head at least three times with a blunt object, while her hands were bound behind her back with a black shoelace that had been tied in a neat bow.

Ms Dixon was 31 at the time of her death and had been living in Tennyson Street, Metford. The last time she was seen was at East Maitland Hit ‘N’ Dip the Saturday before she was killed.

It was not until April 6 about 5.45pm that the body was discovered.

Pharmacist Bill Leahy found Ms Dixon inside her yellow 1977 Mazda that was parked on a bush track off Stronach Avenue in East Maitland.

She was slumped in the front seat just a short distance from her flat. Her car keys and wallet were missing.

At the time, Mr Leahy said he only checked inside the car because of its bright colour and he had seen it in the bushland the previous afternoon.

When news of the murder broke, the government posted a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the killer on January 2, 1985, but the case went cold.

It was not until 2013 that investigations reopened when the state government upped the reward to $150,000.

Unsolved Homicide Team detectives, through Strike Force Wickfield, reinterviewed every person who had initially spoken to police in the hope of reigniting the trail of evidence.

Now, 33 years later, police have found the breakthrough they had hoped for.

Ms Dixon, known as Betty to most people, had moved to from Ireland more than two years before she was killed.

She was well-known around the Maitland area, lived close to her sister and spent her spare time playing squash.

She would have been 64 years old this year.

Corey Webster stars as NZ Breakers beat Cairns Taipans in NBL

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Dominant: New Zealand’s Corey Webster shone against the Cairns Taipans. Photo: Brian CasseyToo much Corey Webster, too much Tai Wesley.
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That was the one-two punch that powered the NZ Breakers to a statement 90-67 victory over the Cairns Taipans in the much-anticipated first matchup of the new NBL season between last year’s grand finalists at Vector Arena.

Both Webster and Wesley posted career-best points totals as they had their way with a surprisingly soft Taipans defence throughout a game that was close for a half (42-37 at the break), but ended up being decidedly one-sided in the Breakers’ favour as they coasted home over the closing two quarters.

Webster simply oozed class as he took his play up several notches from his return from NBA duty last week against the Kings. We’ll call that one (22 points) his sighter.

He was nigh on unstoppable in this Wednesday night clash in front of a disappointingly small crowd of 4347 in downtown Auckland, finishing with a career-high 35 points, four rebounds and a pair of steals. He made 14 of his 26 shots (three of eight from distance) and produced such a glorious array of step-back and pull-up jumpers that he made the difficult art of scoring look decidedly easy.

Wesley was also magnificent as he made a serious statement about his importance in the larger scheme of things for the Breakers who have now won two straight and are 3-3 for the season.

On a night when the Breakers’ two biggest players struggled, Wesley produced a monster effort in his favourite spot on the low block, spinning past or powering through outmatched defenders with ridiculous ease.

He also surpassed his club best with 26 points on nine-of-14 shooting, including one of two from beyond the arc. Throw in eight rebounds and it was some sort of night for the Guam-qualified American power forward.

Cedric Jackson added 10 points, eight boards and five assists for the Breakers, while Tom Abercrombie (eight points, seven boards and a pair of blocks) and Mika Vukona (seven points and seven rebounds in just 16 minutes) were reduced to minor roles.

The Taipans scored just 30 second-half points and gave up 48, as they went flat right when they couldn’t afford to. They were paced by 17 points from Saints marksman Torrey Craig but there was too little of consequence from normally reliable operators like Mark Worthington, Cameron Gliddon, Stephen Weigh and Alex Loughton.

“We talked about being a little bit second and third gear in the first half … we knew they were at the end of a tough road trip and if we just locked down on our defence we had a chance to break the game open in the second half,” coach Dean Vickerman said.

“I thought Mika’s effort early in the third quarter when he comes up with two offensive rebounds and a score was the effort required to start the quarter.

“After that Corey and Wesley were outstanding. You get very good players like that you keep things pretty simple, and we gave Corey enough catches and enough space to make great decisions. A lot of teams in the world now don’t like the mid-range jump shot but it’s something he’s perfected and when that thing is going every one of those ball looked like they had a pretty good chance of going in.

“Wesley just had a great balance of scoring in the middle and making his baseline spins. He made really good assessments in the postup about the way he scored.”

The Breakers did well to shake off a slow start – they missed their first five shot attempts – and a handful of early fouls to build a 21-16 lead by the end of the opening quarter. They were helped by a couple of audacious step-back triples from Webster late in the piece (he had 11 points for the term, nailing all three of his attempts from deep), after the Taipans had built the early lead.

But the Snakes hung tough through the second period, and with the calls going their way (the foul count was 12-6 against the hosts for the half) the Breakers struggled to put any separation between themselves and the North Queenslanders, leading just 42-37 at the major break.

But for the three-point shooting it could have been even closer, the Breakers knocking down seven of their 12 long-balls, and the Taipans – the NBL’s worst team from the land of plenty – going just one of eight.

The Webster magic continued in the third as the Breakers won the quarter 20-12, with the classy Tall Black contributing half of that total with an array of step-back jumpers that are fast becoming this young man’s specialty. With the lead at 13 (62-49) this one was all but in the bag, and soon was as the hosts, spurred by Vukona’s early flurry, started the final quarter with the urgency they needed to seal the deal.

“I thought we did some really good things that first half,” Taipans coach Aaron Fearne said. “The second half we started the very first possession by giving up two offensive rebounds and a layup, and it just snowballed big time from there. Corey got hot and just went to work and we had no answer for that.”

The Breakers shot a tidy 51 percent from the floor, 44 from deep and won the rebound count 44-31. They also had just 10 turnovers and kept their opponents to just 38 percent shooting in their best overall effort of the season.

Next up are the Adelaide 36ers at the NSEC next Thursday.

Opal card to replace student bus pass

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Coogee Public School students with the new Opal card to be rolled out next year Photo: Peter RaeThe days of the old school bus pass are over with all students to switch to the Opal card at the start of the next school year.
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More than 420,000 NSW school students from kindergarten to year 12 and TAFE students aged under 18 will be eligible for a new school Opal card next year for free travel on school days between their home and school.

Students from more than 2000 public, Catholic and independent schools across Sydney, the Blue Mountains, the Central Coast, the Hunter, the Illawarra and the Southern Highlands will be able to use the Opal card on trains, buses and ferries.

But they will not be able to use them on Sydney’s light rail and they will still need a separate concession card for weekend travel.

The transport minister, Andrew Constance, and the education minister, Adrian Piccoli, said the move away from the old passes to the Opal card would make it easier for students, particularly those who needed to change modes of transport on their way to school.

Mr Piccoli said the school travel program provided more than $550 million to fund 80 million school trips each year.

“School travel assistance fees students from kindergarten to year 12 to and from home safely and keeps cars off the road at busy peak periods,” Mr Piccoli said.

All infants students over 4½ are eligible for free school travel, while primary students who live more than 1.6km or secondary students who live more than 2km from school can apply for an Opal card.

“To make it easier for families, students who have a paper school pass this year will automatically be issues with an Opal card at their school at the start of term in 2016,” Mr Piccoli said.

Is it OK to cheat on your partner when you travel overseas?

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There comes a time in most people’s lives when they have to admit they’ve seen the movie Road Trip. For me, that time is now.
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Because you mightn’t think of this tale of American college kids trying to recover a misplaced sex tape as being one of much philosophical importance, but it did introduce the world to a concept that matches neatly with today’s blog topic: the “area code rule”. This law, suggested by the intellectual dynamo Sean William Scott, essentially states that if you’re in a different area code to your girlfriend or boyfriend and you cheat on them, it doesn’t count.

(He goes on to say that if you were too wasted to remember then it also doesn’t count, but let’s ignore that for now.)

This rule might sound unrealistic in its plausibility, but you’d be surprised how many travellers seem to follow it. Leaving your home has always meant trying new things, acting in a way you might not around your friends and family, taking risks and having adventures – and that attitude can sometimes result in people not exactly being the model boyfriend or girlfriend to their loving partner.

I remember talking about this with some friends a few years ago, and one of the women in our group said she’d never, ever let a guy she was dating go overseas by himself. “He’d cheat, definitely,” she said. “That’s just what guys do. He’d definitely do it.”

That’s obviously a bit extreme, but it probably has some small basis in truth. However, while it was comforting for my friend to think of this tendency to stray as a purely male domain, in my experience it’s anything but.

I used to work on bus tours of Europe – you know, the kind with lots of fun-seeking Aussies and Kiwis in their late teens and early 20s being carted around the continent’s pubs and clubs (sorry, tourist attractions). At the start of each tour we’d get people up to the front of the bus to introduce themselves, and one of the questions they’d answer was whether they were a “red light”, an “orange light”, or a “green light”.

Green if you’re single, red if you’re in a relationship, orange if you could be swayed in either direction. Time after time you’d see these sweet, sincere passengers get up on the microphone and announce that they were most definitely red lights – then a few days later they’d be emerging from someone else’s tent in the morning trying to remember what they’d done with their clothes. This was guys, and it was girls. Usually more of the latter.

The crew always used to say that the difference between a red light and a green light on those tours was about three beers. Three beers and the freedom of Europe on a holiday, surrounded by strangers out for a good time. It happened. A lot. And most of those sweet, sincere passengers then packed up their bags and headed back to their relationship in , their partners none the wiser.

This pattern of behaviour goes on through the ages, right up to the old cliché of the businessman seeking “comfort” on the lonely road. Travellers have a habit of doing this.

I should point out now – mostly for the benefit of my own lovely and patient girlfriend – that I don’t subscribe to the area code rule. No one could legitimately excuse this stuff just because they’re on the road. But there are plenty of travellers who would like to think they could. Plenty.

It’s so easy to change your mindset when you go overseas. To think that the anonymity provided by travel means that the old rules no longer apply. This can result in all sorts of risk taking, and straying from the boundaries of a relationship seems to be one of them.

You’re meeting new people when you travel, constantly. You’re sharing experiences – sometimes intense, enjoyable experiences, and sometimes just the lonely experience of being on the road away from people you love.

You’re trying new things. You’re getting swept up in the romance of your destination, getting lost in the exoticism of it all, in the feeling that nothing counts and nothing matters.

But of course, it does matter. Unless you subscribe to the area code rule.

Do you think travellers are prone to cheating on their partners?

See also: The dumb questions travellers ask on tour

See also: The best country in the world for food

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Trick or treat… or notPoll

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All Hallow’s Eve approaches.
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Haven’t you felt it in the air? Surely you’veseen it in the shops.

You can’t swing a witch’s cat without running into Halloween treats, costumes or makeup.

Pre-schools and primary schools have Halloween themed activities, teens and tweens have Halloween parties and pubs and clubs celebrate the occasion with their own events.

There was a time when we’d debate whether Halloween had a place in , but that horse (and its headless rider) have well and truly bolted.

It’s here and it’s here to stay.

Arguments that it’s a piece of cultural Americana don’t cut it. Halloween, which has Celtic and Gaelic roots and a mix of Christian and pagan origins,arrived in America via the UK – where the majority of ’s traditions already come from.

Nor can you argue that ns don’t care for Halloween.

It now rates as the second biggest commercial date on the calendar behind Christmas – outselling Mothers’ Day, Fathers’ Day, Easter and Valentine’s Day.

It may have been reinforced and indoctrinated by years of American movies and TV shows, but has embraced Halloween.

Or at least most of it.

The debate that remains relates to the custom of trick or treating.

Travel around regional and rural and it is still very much the exception rather than the rule.

For the most part, people don’t stock up on chocolates and lollies to hand out to the visiting hordes of cutely and grotesquely dressed kids, and not many people join in the door to door procession with their kids.

Those that do trick or treat, both kids and the parents, are left with an awkward anti-climax, feeling like beggars asking for a significant favour as they are greeted (or ignored) by door after door of disinterested residents

Householders, for the most part, feel uncomfortable and equally awkward with nothing to offer the kids, and little interest in changing that situation.

Trick or treating is NOT a widespread custom in .

So the question is, should it be?

Is the casual observance of dress-ups and parties based around Halloween as good as it’s going to get in ?

Is it even safe or wise to suggest taking food from strangers?

Should there be an etiquette where houses register or display a sign to indicate that they are Trick-or-Treat Friendly?

Have your say in our poll – let us know what you think about trick or treating. Will you be going door to door or prepared to hand out lollies this year?

Amnesty details brutal consequences of Tony Abbott’s asylum seeker boat turn-back directive

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Jasmine was one of two boats which asylum seekers claim they were transferred on to by n Border Force after being intercepted and turned back. A few hours after n ships and speedboats stopped escorting the two boats, Jasmine ran out of fuel and passengers had to transfer onto the second boat Kanak by jumping from one boat to the other. This photograph was taken by Amnesty International researchers after Jasmine had been towed to Rote Island by Indonesian officials. Photo: Amnesty InternationalTony Abbott used his first outing on the international speakers’ circuit to urge Europe to moderate its love for its neighbours, and instead to turn back their boats – an action that will “require some force … [and] gnaw at our consciences”.
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Meanwhile, from Indonesia, an Amnesty International report tells us exactly what this use of force looks like.

As has been documented more than once, activities that a succession of n ministers have coyly avoided talking about as “on-water matters”, involve some pretty nasty behaviour.

Amnesty says one infamous turn-back this year involved uniformed n officers boarding an asylum seeker vessel, lying to its occupants, taking them on to n warships and incarcerating them by force, limiting food and medical attention, then paying the crew to take them back to Indonesia with minimal fuel to face significant danger on landing.

Asked about the payment, both Immigration minister Peter Dutton and Foreign Affairs Minister Julie Bishop answered “No”. Abbott later virtually, but not actually, contradicted them when he said would close its borders to boat-borne asylum seekers “by hook or by crook”.

The lies, if the Amnesty report is to be believed, have continued. An Operation Sovereign Borders Joint Agency Task Force has told an n Senate committee that the operation was a rescue mission, intended to save lives following a distress call. Amnesty says, on the basis of interviews with asylum seekers and the boat’s crew, that the boat was simply boarded, not rescued.

The questions that hang over this turn-back prompt us to ask what else has happened without our knowledge. The most infamous example of alleged brutality was the “burned hands” boat of January 2014. Can we really believe the navy’s and customs’ denials that anything untoward happened?

The reality is this. We have put a group of highly trained and armed young ns out of sight on the high seas, excused them from various laws and authorised them to use whatever force is necessary to turn desperate people back on a dangerous journey. We have attacked anyone attempting to scrutinise or question their actions; removed any notion of political oversight. That has the potential to encourage illegality and, potentially, brutality.

Whatever the rights and wrongs of “stopping the boats”, what happens as a result probably does not gnaw nearly enough at our conscience.

Rugby World Cup 2015: It’s Michael Cheika vs Steve Hansen in the battle of the one-liners

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LONDON: Finally, has an answer to Steve Hansen.

For too long, the All Blacks coach has been free to dole out quip after quip from behind the media table, while Wallabies fans have settled for matter of fact or taciturn from their coaches.

Hansen has barely moved his lips, certainly never raised an eyebrow, when the grenades have been thrown. His face cracks into a Joker grin when he allows himself the tell, but that Steve Hansen hasn’t been sighted outside a dressing room since 1987.

And what of the supposed larrikins of the Commonwealth, the self-deprecating Aussies? Missing in action since Jonny Wilkinson wiped the grin off Eddie Jones’s face 12 years ago. That is, until a bloke from Coogee-via-Dublin-and-Paris ambled in.

Thank heavens for Michael Cheika at this World Cup. He’s given crestfallen English scribes something to laugh about on a regular basis at his weekly media love-ins around London.

And though he has refused to use the term “All Blacks” in polite company this week, we think Hansen and Cheika could be a match made in comedy heaven.

Here are their best one-liners from the tournament:

Steve Hansen on whether the referees were going to apply the laws fairly during the World Cup: “Why don’t you give me a shotgun and tell me to shoot myself?”

Michael Cheika on bringing back Kane Douglas from Leinster: “I thought he was going to take an AVO [apprehended violence order] out on me because I kept ringing him up about coming back the minute he left. Then we got to a period where I figured he had finally rejected me fully so I cried for a while and didn’t ring him back and then I had another rough shot at it towards the end.”

Hansen on the relationship between New Zealand and bitter World Cup rivals France: “There has been a great relationship between the two countries for a long, long time and, apart from the Rainbow Warrior, we’ve probably been on the same page most of the time.”

Cheika on Sir Clive Woodward’s remark that were “not the brightest team”: “Mr Woodward is right. I only got 300 out of 500 in my higher school certificate. My mother wasn’t happy with the result I can assure you. She begged me to study harder but somehow I got through.”

Hansen on South Africa coach Heyneke Meyer’s infamous desk-thumping, anthem-belting, gasket-blowing behaviour in the coaches’ box: “If I did that, I would have a heart attack. I don’t know how he hasn’t had one.”

Cheika acknowledges a pack of Japanese reporters at a media conference: “Say hi to Eddie for me!”

Hansen is asked if he has anything else up his sleeve after New Zealand thrash France: “Just my arm.”

Cheika’s reaction to beating World Cup hosts England in the pool stages: No words. Just watch



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